I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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