can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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