I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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