i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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