Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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