Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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