so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I have tasted many bathrooms
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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