just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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