Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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