You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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