I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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