do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
