oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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