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i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Michael Bay diarrhea
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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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