who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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