areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You ever have a fart follow you around?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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