so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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