gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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