stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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