Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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