The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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