The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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