His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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