please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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