love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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