she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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