I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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