There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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