ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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