No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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