Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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