I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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