she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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