I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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