I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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