yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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and she was petting her beer can
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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