sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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