He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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