Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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