the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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