im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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