I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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