If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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