Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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