Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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