We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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