Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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