We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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