just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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