No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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