That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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