I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sober January is a disaster.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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