She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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