finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Dignity is for republicans.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Houston, we have a squirter
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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